What do Hamas, ISIS, North Korea, and the Sudanese Army all have in common? Besides a flair for destruction, narcissism, and a total absence of shame, they all somehow believe they’re the victims. One holds hostages in tunnels, one writes love letters to missiles, one builds nukes without power, and one—yes, the Sudanese Army—is committing genocide… while simultaneously filing lawsuits at the International Criminal Court (ICC).
You can’t make this stuff up.
Now, the ICC—who doesn’t exactly hand out “Most Wanted” plaques for fun—has formally indicted a few key names from Sudan’s war-crime Hall of Fame:
• Omar al-Bashir – Sudan’s former president and full-time butcher of Darfur. Indicted for genocide, war crimes, and crimes against humanity. Currently hiding out in Merowe, Sudan, where he reportedly gives exile career tips.
• Ahmed Haroun – Former Minister of State for the Interior. Think of him as the admin behind the atrocities. Indicted for war crimes and crimes against humanity. Freed in April 2023 by the Sudanese Armed Forces and now moonlighting as a militia CEO.
• Abdel Raheem Muhammad Hussein – Ex-Minister of Defense who redefined “defense” as “obliteration.” Also indicted. Now reportedly lounging in Merowe like it’s a genocidaire timeshare.
So what’s the next move for these ICC fugitives? Accountability? Atonement? No. They grab a globe, point fingers, and yell: “The UAE did it!”
Their evidence? The UAE banned the Muslim Brotherhood—a group they love dearly—and just happens to be the one country not funding their chaos. So naturally, Sudan’s military leaders filed a genocide complaint against the UAE. Yes, the UAE—the same country that:
• Donated over $5 billion in humanitarian aid across Africa
• Built hospitals in Sudan
• Treated over 6,000 Sudanese children
• Hosted peace talks Sudan’s warlords ignored
This is like ISIS suing the U.S. for “emotional trauma,” or North Korea opening a human rights NGO.
If we follow this logic, Hamas might file at The Hague as “poets of resistance,” and the Taliban could demand a gender equality award.
Let’s be clear: this is not law—it’s laughable.
Sudan’s indicted war criminals are trying to rewrite history with gaslighting and bad PR. But war crimes can’t be whitewashed. Genocide doesn’t vanish with a press conference and a lawsuit against your humanitarian neighbor.
The world can tell who’s dropping aid and who’s dropping bombs.
And the UAE? Still helping. Still pushing for peace. Still banning terrorist groups like the Muslim Brotherhood—for very good reasons. And absolutely not genociding anyone.
But don’t be shocked if next week Al-Qaeda files a Tinder lawsuit for “being ghosted by justice.”
Justice isn’t blind—it’s just tired of the circus.
Let’s stay sharp. Stay legal. And never let criminals dictate the narrative—no matter how many maps they flip through.
Written by : Adam Grien & Rauda Altenaiji
